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Saw this poster @ work…interesting…..

try out this simple test

http://www.blogthings.com/shouldyouquityourjobquiz/

my result is

Your Job Dissatisfaction Level is 36%

Your job is not bad, but it’s probably not a long term thing.
You’re just not happy enough to stick around for too long…
And there’s little that can change how you feel.
Start looking around for other options, but only quit for something really good!
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*Pretty true is not bad but i dont want to stay there for long term……no prospect…..*

Final fantasy IX theme song
Composition: Nobuo Uematsu
Arrangement: Shiro Hamaguchi
Lyrics: Ciomi
Vocals: Emiko Shiratori

Alone for a while I’ve been searching through the dark
For traces of the love you left inside my lonely heart
To weave by picking up the pieces that remain
Melodies of life–love’s lost refrain

Our paths they did cross, though I cannot say just why
We met, we laughed, we held on fast, and then we said goodbye
And who’ll hear the echoes of stories never told?
Let them ring out loud till they unfold
In my dearest memories, I see you reaching out to me
Though you’re gone, I still believe that you can call out my name

* A voice from the past, joining yours and mine
Adding up the layers of harmony
And so it goes, on and on
Melodies of life,
To the sky beyond the flying birds–forever and beyond

So far and away, see the bird as it flies by
Gliding through the shadows of the clouds up in the sky
I’ve laid my memories and dreams upon those wings
Leave them now and see what tomorrow brings

In your dearest memories, do you remember loving me?
Was it fate that brought us close and now leaves me behind?

* Repeat

If I should leave this lonely world behind
Your voice will still remember our melody
Now I know we’ll carry on
Melodies of life
Come circle round and grow deep in our hearts
As long as we remember

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I find the lyrics is nice, so i post it……

Got another 1 frm Email

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Do you know why New Changi Hospital (NCH) changed its name to Changi
General Hospital (CGH)?
Because NCH stands for "Never Come Home". That’s why business was very
bad
before it changed its name.
Now CGH stands for "Can Go Home". So business is picking up..

Business in Singapore General Hospital (SGH) is still going strong
because
SGH stands for "Sure Go Home"!

Now National University Hospital (NUH) is also considering a name
change.
It stands for "No Use Hospital"!

What about Tan Tock Seng Hospital (TTSH). Not too good a name, no
wonder so
much problem.
It stands for "Tiam Tiam Si Hospital" and now ‘Tan Teo SARs Hospital".

So, be careful of choosing which hospital to go if anyone is unwell.

            Good luck and good health!

Got this in the email….here goes…

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Please read carefully, 10 u will understand .

This is hilarious…even an Englishman could not construct sentences
using
numeric!

Exclusively only to great Malaysian and Singaporean Chinese….

Ah Lek was asked to make a sentence using 1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9 and 10. Not
only did he do it 1 to 10, he did it again back to 1.

This was what he came up with…

1 day I go 2 climb up a 3 outside a house to peep. But the couple saw
me,
so I panic and 4 down. The man rush out and wanted to 5 with me. I run
so fast until I fall 6 and throw up. So I go into 7 eleven and grab some 8
to throw at him. Then I took a 9 and try to stab him. 10 God he run away.
So, I put the 9 back and pay for the 8 and left 7 eleven. Next day, I
call my boss and say I am 6 . He said 5, tomorrow also no need to come back
4 work. He also asks me to climb a 3 and jump down. I don’t understand, I
so nice 2 him but I don’t know what he 1 .

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Men vs Women

1) The Difference
- Women have more imagination than men.
- They need it to tell us how wonderful we are.

- Women have their faults. Men have only two.
- Everything they say. Everything they do.

- A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
- A successful women is one who can find such a man.

2) The Style
- Men wake up as good-looking as they went to bed.
- Women somehow deteriorate during the night.

- When women are depressed they either eat or go shopping.
- Men invade another country. It’s a whole different way of thinking

- A man is a person who will pay two dollars for a one-dollar item he wants.
- A woman will pay one dollar for a two-dollar item that she doesn’t want.

3) The Workplace
- When a man gives his opinion, he’s a man.
- When a woman gives her opinions, she’s a bitch.

- Women are the only exploited group in history who have been idealized into powerlessness.

4) Relationships
- Diamonds are a girl’s best friend. Dogs are a man’s best friend. Now you know which sex is smarter.

- Most men’s primary fantasy is still, unfortunately, access to a number of beautiful women. For a man, commitment means giving up this fantasy.
- Most women’s primary fantasy is a relationship with one man who either provides economic security or is on his way to doing so (he has "potential").

- For a woman, commitment to this type of man means achieving this fantasy. So commitment often means that a woman achieves her primary fantasy, while a man gives his up.

- It’s not true that men prefer foolish women. Rather they prefer women who can simulate foolishness whenever necessary, which is the very core of intelligence.

5) Sex
- When a man falls in love, he wants to go to bed.
- When a woman falls in love, she wants to talk about it.

- I love the lines the men use to get us into bed. "Please, I’ll only put it in for a minutes."
-"What am I, a microwave?"

- Man’s greatest advantage in the battle of the sexes is woman’s curiosity.

- One puzzling thing about men - they allow their sex instincts to drive them to where their intelligence never would take them.

6) Love
- Men always want to be a woman’s first love. Women have a more subtle instinct : What they like is to be a man’s last romance.
- The only way to understand a woman is to love her - and then it isn’t necessary to understand her.

- "A guys know he’s in love when he wants to grow old with a woman. When he wants to stay with her in the morning…When he starts calling sex "making love" and afterward wants a great big hug. When he loses interest in the car for a couple of days. It’s that simple, I swear."

- To women, love is an occupation.
- To men, a preoccupation.

- A man loses his sense of direction after four drinks.
- A woman loses hers after four kisses.

- To be happy with a man you must understand him a lot and love him a little.
- To be happy with a woman you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all.

7) Marriage
- A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn’t
- A man marries a woman expecting that she won’t change and she does

- Men marry because they are tired; woman because they are curious; Both are disappointed

- A woman worried doubt the future until she gets a husband, while a man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.

- A woman will always cherish the memory of the man who wanted to marry her; a man, of the woman who didn’t.

- There are two times when a man doesn’t understand a woman - before marriage and after marriage

Husbands
- Two days are the best of a man’s wedded life,
- The days when he marries and buries his wife.

- Only two things are necessary to keep one’s wife happy. One is to let her think she is having her own way, and the other is to let her have it.

- Married men live longer than single men, But married men are a lot more willing to die.

- Any married man should forget his mistakes - no use two people remembering the same thing.

- Women, deceived by men, want to marry them; it is a kind of revenge as good as any other.

9) Wives
- A husband is what is left of the lover after the nerve has been extracted

- Mahatma Gandhi was what wives wish their husbands were: thin, tan and moral.

- Some husbands are living proof that a woman can take a joke.

- Husbands are like cars: all are good the first year.

- You marry the man of your dreams, but fifteen years later, you’re married to a reclining chair that burps.

- When a man brings his wife flowers for no reason - there’s a reason.

10) The Battle
- A woman has the last word in any argument.
- Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.

11) On Men
- Man is the missing link between the ape and the human being.

- Adam is but man’s first draft.

- If you women knew what we were thinking, you’d never stop slapping us.

- Men are like animals, but they make great pets.

- A man is one who loses his illusions first, his teeth second, and his follies last.

- When you take away what a man is born with, and what his mother made him all you would have is an ego.

12) On Woman
- Can you imagine a world without men? No crime and lots of happy fat women.

- Women have two weapons - cosmetics and tears.

- Women may be the only group that grows more radical with age.

- God made man before woman to give him time to think of an answer for her first question.